10 am ET/PT | 9 am CT | 11 am MTA gang member allegedly holds a family at gunpoint; a suburban carjacking; a community fights prostitution.
10:30 am ET/PT | 9:30 am CT | 11:30 am MTAn assault involving a transvestite; a traffic violation leads to a drug bust; a gang is caught stealing a snake.
11 am ET/PT | 10 am CT | 12 pm MTOn patrol in Hollywood; searching for the suspect in a gang-related shooting; an argument over food stamps.
11:30 am ET/PT | 10:30 am CT | 12:30 pm MTShe-Wolf (Eileen Davidson) and her biker gang, Women of the Wolf, clash with male bikers led by a man called Bruce (Paul Le Mat).
1:30 pm ET/PT | 12:30 pm CT | 2:30 pm MTAfter Angel (Don Stroud) decides he wants to make his own way, he leaves his biker gang and joins a commune of hippies. There he falls for free-spirited Merilee (Tyne Daly). However, trouble soon arises when a band of raucous cowboys in dune buggies harass the hippies, trying to force them off the land. Jonathan (Luke Askew), the commune's leader, asks Angel to call his biker pals to lend support. The gang arrives, but they have their own chaotic agenda.
3:30 pm ET/PT | 2:30 pm CT | 4:30 pm MTEddie Miles (David Carradine) has had to call it quits as a stunt double. Eager for a payday, Eddie is more than intrigued when reporter J.J. Dalton (Stockard Channing) tells him about a major auto race that starts in Africa and sends teams over multiple continents. Desperate to cover the race, J.J. hires Eddie to fill in for the driver she lost. A huge prize is up for grabs, but Eddie and J.J. face major obstacles, including a rundown car, stiff competition and treacherous terrain.
5:30 pm ET/PT | 4:30 pm CT | 6:30 pm MTTV people want mercenaries (Scott Glenn, Edward Fox) to spring Nazi war criminal Rudolf Hess from Spandau prison in Berlin.
8 pm ET/PT | 7 pm CT | 9 pm MTNavy special operations forces go to the Middle East to free a helicopter crew taken captive by terrorist Ben Shaheed (Nicholas Kadi). After learning that Shaheed has killed a hostage and acquired missiles on the black market, Lt. James Curran (Michael Biehn) and Lt. Dale Hawkins (Charlie Sheen) consult with a reporter who is an expert on Shaheed and his motives. As Shaheed embarks on his plan to violently derail regional treaty talks, the special operations forces make their move.
10 pm ET/PT | 9 pm CT | 11 pm MTThis sequel finds Chief Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) being summoned to the country of Lugash to investigate another robbery of the eponymous diamond. After developing some disguises, Clouseau embarks by plane and mysteriously vanishes en route. Hoping to solve the conundrum, enterprising journalist Marie Jouvet (Joanna Lumley) interviews those closest to Clouseau, including his father (Richard Mulligan), his boss (Herbert Lom) and his old nemesis, Sir Charles Litton (David Niven).
12 am ET/PT | 11 pm CT | 1 am MTAfter losing yet another job, George (Weird Al Yankovic) wonders if there is any career that can handle his outrageous personality. When George's uncle (Stanley Brock) hands him the deed to a local TV station, George creates a series of television shows based on social satire and hyperactive humor, with the help of his best friend, Bob (David Bowe). However, a rival station's bitter CEO (Kevin McCarthy) tries to destroy George's wacky programming, forcing him to fight back.
2 am ET/PT | 1 am CT | 3 am MTA Viking with a conscience, Erik (Tim Robbins) tires of pillaging and decides to set out on a quest. When the wise Freya (Eartha Kitt) informs Erik that a great mythic wolf has eaten the sun, the warrior resolves to venture to Asgard, home of the Norse gods, to set things right. Before Erik can reach Asgard, he and his allies must first find a magical horn that resides in the land of King Arnulf (Terry Jones), who, luckily for the hero, has a lovely daughter, Princess Aud (Imogen Stubbs).