America's Dumbest Criminals
10 am ET/PT | 9 am CT | 11 am MTPolice and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.
America's Dumbest Criminals
10:30 am ET/PT | 9:30 am CT | 11:30 am MTPolice and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.
11 am ET/PT | 10 am CT | 12 pm MTUpholding the law with the Los Angeles Police Department.
11:30 am ET/PT | 10:30 am CT | 12:30 pm MTUpholding the law with the Los Angeles Police Department.
12 pm ET/PT | 11 am CT | 1 pm MTContenders enter the arena to demonstrate their strength and skill.
1 pm ET/PT | 12 pm CT | 2 pm MTTeams compete in games of physical strength against the Gladiators.
2 pm ET/PT | 1 pm CT | 3 pm MTLarry (Billy Crystal), an author with a cruel ex-wife, Margaret (Kate Mulgrew), teaches a writing workshop where Owen (Danny DeVito), one of his students, is fed up with his domineering mother (Anne Ramsey). When Owen watches a Hitchcock classic that seems to mirror his own life, he decides to put the movie's plot into action and offers to kill Margaret, if Larry promises to murder his mom. Before Larry gets a chance to react to the plan, it seems that Owen has already sealed Margaret's fate.
4 pm ET/PT | 3 pm CT | 5 pm MTCaffery (Martin Lawrence) is a professional thief with taste and style who is trying to rob billionaire tycoon Max Fairbanks' (Danny DeVito) unoccupied beachfront mansion. But in the middle of the robbery, he finds himself face to face with Fairbanks. As Caffery is being arrested, Max sees a ring on Caffery's finger and claims it for himself. It's Caffery's engagement ring, and he's determined to get it back.
6 pm ET/PT | 5 pm CT | 7 pm MTDeirdre (Natascha McElhone) puts together a team of experts that she tasks with stealing a valuable briefcase, the contents of which are a mystery. The international team includes Sam (Robert De Niro), an ex-intelligence officer, along with Vincent (Jean Reno), Gregor (Stellan Skarsgard) and others. As their operation gets underway, several team members are found to be untrustworthy, and everyone must complete the mission with a watchful eye on everyone else.
8 pm ET/PT | 7 pm CT | 9 pm MTGrowing up on the tough streets of Harlem, Tommy Gibbs (Fred Williamson) has his life made even harder by John McKinney (Art Lund), a crooked cop who breaks the boy's leg, crippling him for life. Drawing on his anger at the racism he faces on a daily basis, Tommy grows up to become the crime kingpin of Harlem. Now that he has the power, he aims to take down New York's Mafia bosses -- and also get bloody revenge on his nemesis, McKinney, no matter what the cost.
10 pm ET/PT | 9 pm CT | 11 pm MTA group of thieves rob a safe of $100,000 and plan to use the money to purchase some land near a proposed railway line. The crooks think they've gotten away with their crime, but they haven't figured on Sabata (Lee Van Cleef), a violent bounty hunter with no scruples and a strong desire for cash. He teams up with both his partner, Banjo (William Berger), and a local bandit named Carrincha (Pedro Sanchez). Sabata's fast draw and quick wits make life hell for the thieves.
12 am ET/PT | 11 pm CT | 1 am MTGunslinger Sabata (Yul Brynner) allies himself with a group of wily Mexican revolutionaries scheming to overthrow Emperor Maximilian and expel the occupying Austrians from their homeland. Part of their plan involves stealing a shipment of gold and using it to purchase artillery. It won't be easy, however, as the gold is under the protection of the corrupt and sadistic Col. Skimmel (Gerard Herter). As Sabata pulls off the daring heist, he must take on dozens of enraged Austrian forces.
2 am ET/PT | 1 am CT | 3 am MTThe third in a trilogy about the eponymous lone gunman, this one finds Sabata (Lee Van Cleef) working as a sharpshooter for a circus that's just stopped in an ailing one-horse town. The circus gig is only a front, however: Sabata is actually on the verge of robbing town mayor Joe McIntock (Giampiero Albertini). The mayor's been levying heavy taxes as part of a complex plan to defraud the community, but Sabata manages to rip him off first, only to discover that the money is counterfeit.