America's Dumbest Criminals
10 am ET/PT | 9 am CT | 11 am MTPersonalized holdup note; a shoplifter swallows the evidence; off-course golf cart.
LAPD: Life on the Beat
10:30 am ET/PT | 9:30 am CT | 11:30 am MTCar-theft suspect; airline ticket forgers; aggravated assault; violent robbery.
11 am ET/PT | 10 am CT | 12 pm MTJon and Ponch try to use new electronic devices to nab warehouse looters.
12 pm ET/PT | 11 am CT | 1 pm MTContenders enter the arena to demonstrate their strength and skill.
American Gladiators Round 2 Preliminaries
1 pm ET/PT | 12 pm CT | 2 pm MTRound two preliminaries: Angela Stearns, Talpha Lehnen, Ted Papenhagen, Tommy Knox.
2 pm ET/PT | 1 pm CT | 3 pm MTAn Australian (Susie Porter) kidnaps an American (Jonathon Schaech) and keeps him prisoner in her odd village, where denizens drink beer, curse and listen to U.S. show tunes.
4 pm ET/PT | 3 pm CT | 5 pm MTTough guy trucker J.D. Dawes (Chuck Norris) drives his big rig to a little desert town and smack into the middle of a cesspool of criminality -- all to rescue his brother, Billy (Michael Augenstein), who has been kidnapped. But the perpetrators are not ordinary criminals. A wicked public servant, Judge Joshua Trimmings (George Murdock), runs the town and especially hates truckers. The judge and his minions do their best to break Dawes down. But Dawes retaliates with swift, severe vengeance.
CHiPs Home Fires Burning
6 pm ET/PT | 5 pm CT | 7 pm MTJon and Ponch go after an arson ring that is blowing up mobile homes so the owners can collect insurance.
7 pm ET/PT | 6 pm CT | 8 pm MTA supposedly quiet day of scuba diving finds Ponch and Jon face to face with a ring of drug smugglers and sharks; guest Richard Roundtree.
8 pm ET/PT | 7 pm CT | 9 pm MTRob Douglas (Brian Hooks) is just released from jail. The state adopts a "3 strikes" rule for felons that involves serious penalties. Hooks has 2 strikes, and wants to change his life for the better. When a friend picks him up, they are pulled over, and his friend shoots at police officers, and Hooks escapes. Now Hooks, a wanted man, must clear his name of having nothing to do with the shooting.
10 pm ET/PT | 9 pm CT | 11 pm MTIn this visually arresting martial arts epic set in ancient China, an unnamed fighter (Jet Li) is being honored for defeating three of the king's most dangerous enemies. When Nameless recounts his battles with the assassins -- Broken Sword (Tony Leung Chiu Wai), Flying Snow (Maggie Cheung Man-yuk) and Moon (Zhang Ziyi) -- the king begins to question some of the details. As Nameless goes on, the king challenges the tales, interjecting his own take on these perhaps suspect version of events.
12 am ET/PT | 11 pm CT | 1 am MTA GI (Michael Dudikoff) rescues a colonel's daughter (Judie Aronson) and fights an arms dealer's ninjas in the Philippines.
2 am ET/PT | 1 am CT | 3 am MTDegenerate Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield) is perfectly content spending his life drinking, smoking and gambling with his other layabout buddies. His wealthy mother-in-law, Mrs. Monahan (Geraldine Fitzgerald), has long disapproved of Monty's irresponsible behavior, but when she dies she leaves him $10 million in her will. However, predictably, there is a catch: Monty has to change his life and live vice-free for one year in order to collect the money.