4 pm ET/PT | 3 pm CT | 5 pm MTRaised by a family devoted to wrecking everything in sight, clumsy Roger Crumpkin (Yahoo Serious) works at a free-range egg factory, where his incompetent ways are tolerated by his genial boss, Kelvin Chevalier (Garry McDonald). When Kelvin disappears, his evil younger brother, Duxton (David Field), takes over the company. Roger soon meets Duxton's ex-girlfriend, Sunday Valentine (Helen Dallimore), who's just as ditzy as him, and romances her while trying to find out what happened to Kelvin.
6 pm ET/PT | 5 pm CT | 7 pm MTEric Sloane (Dennis Alexio) is an American kickboxing pro, helped by his brother, Kurt (Jean-Claude Van Damme), in his quest for glory. But when the two go to Thailand to take on legendary Tong Po (Michel Qissi), the opponent viciously beats Eric and leaves him paralyzed. Swearing vengeance, Kurt tracks down master Xian Chow (Dennis Chan) and begins learning the sport himself while also getting caught up in criminal intrigue involving thuggish crime boss Freddy Li (Ka Ting Lee).
8 pm ET/PT | 7 pm CT | 9 pm MTA highly skilled jewel thief, Frank (James Caan) longs to leave his dangerous trade and settle down with his girlfriend, Jessie (Tuesday Weld). Eager to make one last big score in order to begin living a legitimate life, Frank reluctantly associates with Leo (Robert Prosky), a powerful gangster. Unfortunately for Frank, Leo wants to keep him in his employ, resulting in a tense showdown when he finally tries to give up his criminal activities once and for all.
10:30 pm ET/PT | 9:30 pm CT | 11:30 pm MTA federal agent poses as a prisoner in order to secure vital secrets from a fellow inmate concerning an outlaw gang.
12 am ET/PT | 11 pm CT | 1 am MTA warrior must protect a royal heir (Lalaine) from an assassin.
2 am ET/PT | 1 am CT | 3 am MTLos Angeles vice cops Michael Keneely (Elliott Gould), tall and hunched, and Patrick Farrell (Robert Blake), short and resentful, tidy up the streets from the drug dealers, prostitutes and petty thugs without fuss -- or much real interest. Goaded by the brash conceit of mobster chief Carl Rizzo (Allen Garfield), the eclectic partners go after him, earning not only his wrath but that of the their department superiors, who would rather that Keneely and Farrell stick to going after petty criminals.