America's Dumbest Criminals
10 am ET/PT | 9 am CT | 11 am MTPolice and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.
America's Dumbest Criminals
10:30 am ET/PT | 9:30 am CT | 11:30 am MTPolice and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.
11 am ET/PT | 10 am CT | 12 pm MTUpholding the law with the Los Angeles Police Department.
11:30 am ET/PT | 10:30 am CT | 12:30 pm MTUpholding the law with the Los Angeles Police Department.
12 pm ET/PT | 11 am CT | 1 pm MTContenders enter the arena to demonstrate their strength and skill.
1 pm ET/PT | 12 pm CT | 2 pm MTTeams compete in games of physical strength against the Gladiators.
2 pm ET/PT | 1 pm CT | 3 pm MTFollowing a ridiculously awful flight that leads to his pet's death, Nashawn Wade (Kevin Hart) files a lawsuit against the airline, and wins a multimillion-dollar settlement. Determined to create a better flying experience, Nashawn starts his own airline, one that caters to an African-American clientele. Going into business with a tricked-out plane piloted by the smooth Capt. Mack (Snoop "Doggy" Dogg), the airline hits a snag when it has to deal with the family of Elvis Hunkee (Tom Arnold).
4 pm ET/PT | 3 pm CT | 5 pm MTCar dealer Joey O'Brien (Robin Williams) is spread as thin financially as he is in his love life. He's dating more women than he can remember, and the local toughs he's borrowed money from want it back. In a last-ditch effort to get out of debt, Joey struggles to sell a dozen cars in two days -- a task that becomes difficult when the husband (Tim Robbins) of Joey's secretary (Annabella Sciorra) barges into the dealership with a semi-automatic weapon and takes everyone hostage.
6 pm ET/PT | 5 pm CT | 7 pm MTJason (Michael Angarano), an American teenager, is a huge fan of Hong Kong cinema and old kung-fu movies. While browsing in a Chinatown pawn shop, he discovers the stick weapon of an ancient Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. The magic relic transports Jason back in time, where he joins a band of legendary martial-artists on a quest to free the imprisoned man.
8 pm ET/PT | 7 pm CT | 9 pm MTJoe (Bruce Willis) and Terry (Billy Bob Thornton) have escaped from prison. Cutting a swath from Oregon through California, these fugitives rob banks in order to finance their scheme for a new -- and somewhat legitimate -- life south of the border. Unfortunately, things get more complicated when they meet Kate Wheeler (Cate Blanchett), who runs into Terry with her car. Kate joins the bandits on their cross-country spree, and eventually she steals something, too: their hearts.
11 pm ET/PT | 10 pm CT | 12 am MTWhen efforts to prosecute mob boss Luigi Patrovita (Sam Wanamaker) are repeatedly derailed thanks to a mole in the FBI, the only choice is to bring in an outsider -- specifically, Mark Kaminsky (Arnold Schwarzenegger), a disgraced agent who leaps at a chance for reinstatement. After FBI chief Shannon (Darren McGavin) gives him his orders, Kaminsky fakes his death and reemerges as an ex-con named Brenner. Undercover and accountable to no one, the former Fed tears up the mob from the inside.
1:30 am ET/PT | 12:30 am CT | 2:30 am MTSent to an island institution for rehabilitation, troubled teens unite to confront their abusive tormentors.
3:30 am ET/PT | 2:30 am CT | 4:30 am MTUpholding the law with the Los Angeles Police Department.